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Brody Jenner and his girlfriend, Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008 Jayde Nicole, apparently got into an epic fight outside of Guys and Dolls this morning.

Not with each other. It was both of them against the slimy Joe Francis.

Here's how it went down, according to Brody: he and Jayde were at the club celebrating his birthday when Jayde saw Joe hitting on an ex, "unrelentingly."

An ex-girlfriend of Francis', that is, but one Jayde Nicole and Brody know, and felt Joe was harassing. Jayde then stepped in and threw a drink on Francis.

Francis responded by pulling Jayde's hair,smacking her  in the face and shoving her to the ground, where he proceeded to kick her. What an a$$hole!

Security broke it up and Francis was dragged off, but Brody was irate. He started yelling at Francis and trying to get at him until both men were ejected.

We can only cross our fingers that The Hills was being filmed at the time.

Outside the club, Brody tried to get back in to check on Jayde but security wouldn't let him. Jenner then saw and got a clear shot at Joe Francis, punching him in the face. Someone then tasered Brody and he collapsed to the ground.

Francis left the scene, where the cops came, but no one was arrested.

Jayde Nicole, who has a black and blue cheek, a swollen face, a bruised left rib and a sore lower abdomen, says she will press charges against Francis.

Brody Jenner took to (what else) Twitter to speak out this morning: "Joe Francis beat up my lady for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her. what does that say about him. you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl??"

"Joe Francis is a piece of sh!t. Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!"

No arguments here. Hey, he was there once before.

“I like them pretty simple, A t-shirt, jeans and sneakers is fine by me. I don’t need the guy to care much about what he wears.”

“I like pieces that I can wear no matter when, If I’m going to spend money on something, I want it to last for awhile. I’m not much of a trend-savvy person. I like what I feel confident in. It doesn’t have to be in style.”

“I don’t really have a pet peeve with fashion, because I feel like if the person wants to wear that, then they should be entitled to wear it,”

“I think what someone chooses to wear is a reflection of who they are as a person, so I don’t think anybody can come out and try to hold that against you.”

Lauren Conrad may be the first Hillzie to become a published author but she's not the only book lover in the bunch. Her BFF Lo Bosworth (who moonlights as a writer for L.A.'s Pocket Change ) has partnered up with Read For The Record , a program that donates books to kids in need. So what's the number one book on this year's reading list? Eric Carle's The Hungry Caterpillar! Watch Lo's Jumpstart PSA  and find out how you can help spread the reading bug.

“Heidi looks bangin’ [in Playboy], but even better was her Miss Universe [performance] last night,”
“Freaked out. ... I was on a stool, just, like, ‘I cannot wait for this!’ I love ‘Body Language.’ Blown away. She’s never looked better. I thought she did absolutely amazing. I think she really could have blown it, and I really think this is a career possibility.”

“When I first met her, she said she wanted to be a pop star, and this was like three years ago, Who really can be a pop star unless you’ve been singing and dancing forever? We’ve never seen Heidi take a dance class or anything like that.”

"Spencer demanded the hotel pay him to lay by the pool  The Atlantis laughed in his face."

Spencer är ett stort fan av Heidi
“I wanted to shut down production after every outfit change [at the photo shoot] so I could enjoy [Heidi] all to myself.”

- Jag blir lite inspirerad av 60-tals galmour och Brigitte Bardot, fast med en modern twist. Oftast brukar jag använda ganska neutral makeup med fokus på ögonen. Till fest satsar jag på kattögon, med mycket eyeliner. Kinderna ska bara se fräscht rosiga ut. Till basen använder jag en halvtransparant foundation och sedan lite skimmerpuder ovanpå det.

- Jag föredrar att ha håret elegant och enkelt. Antingen sätter jag upp det med en mittbena eller så har jag lockar. När jag ska locka håret brukar jag först föna det, sedan ha en en värmeskyddande produkt. Efter det lockar jag passage efter passage i håret. Det tar lite tid, men tar man för stora passéer av håret blir det inte lika lockigt. När allt hår är lockat sprayar jag det lite för att hålla lockarna på plats. Jag kammar aldrig lockarna när jag är klar, då faller de ut, däremot kan jag tvinna lockarna med finngrarna så att det verkligen blir korkskruvar.

-Jag älskar att bara ha en skarp eyeliner. Vad jag gör är att jag använder en tunn, tunn pensel när jag ska måla med eyeliner. Jag blundar med ena ögat och lägger ner penseln mot fransroten drar sedan så jämnt jag kan. Sträck inte ut ögonlocket, då blir linjen mycket tjockare när ögonlocket sedan drar ihop sig. Det svåra är att få den lilla vingen på slutet. Ärligt talat är jag inte så bra på det själv, det blir olika vingar varje dag, men bara det blir jämnt på båda ögonen är jag glad. I övrigt har jag inte så mycket smink på ögonen. Jag gillar inte starka ögonskuggor. Min mamma sa alltid ”less is more ” när det gäller smink. Jag brukar hållla mig till en så neutral skugga som möjligt, på det sättet syns eyelinern mer och effekten blir mer dramatisk.

- När det gäller håret så använder jag inpackningar för att det är så slitet. Om jag inte har tid att fixa med håret så brukar jag spraya saltvattenspray i det och bara krama det. Då blir det snyggt beachvågigt. Annars älskar jag att använda diadem och hårband. Det är ett väldigt lätt sätt att se välvårdad ut.